Saturday, June 11, 2011

how to find and keep a nice guy

they first met when she was falling over her feet, puking over the sidewalk kinda drunk. and over 4 years later nothing much has changed. she's still the one who suggests a drink practically every day and doesn't know her limits until she's sailed right past it. he's the one who warns her not to drink too much but yet the one to pick her up when her friends call him to say she's drunk again. she's the one who routinely gets drunk at work functions, sometimes being the first and only one who is drunk. he's the one who sees her jump into the pool and tries to stop her from trying to drag a male colleague into the pool. she's the one who takes his credit card and suggests that he buys her yet another designer bag. he's the one who agrees to it and voluntarily buys other designer bags for her.

she usually met them while she was dating someone else. that seems to be her style, finding someone else while she starts to tire of the current one. she's the one who is openly fiesty, mouthing off to random strangers anywhere (in a movie, concert, street) who might have annoyed her slightly. they are the ones who have to deal with any potential fight situations. she's the one who puts them down. they are the ones who bend over backwards for her. she's the one who thinks that just bout everyone else is incompetent at work and isn't afraid to say/show it. they are the ones who willingly pay her way for everything.

i'm neither perpetually drunk, too materialistic, overly fiesty or think i'm entitled. and yet i don't usually get guys treating me in the way their guys treat 'em. 2 examples, 1 lesson. i should have learnt that if you treat 'em mean, you keep 'em keen.

that and you should have a huge set of racks.

yep i'm pretty sure that's where i'm going all wrong. if i had huge boobs, i would rule the world.

and the alpha boy agrees.

6 Comments:

At 9:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the story of my life. I'm a nice person who often gets dumped on. Meanwhile, the bitches get great guys. It makes no sense.

Lipstick and Playdates
http://lipstickandplaydates.typers.com/

 
At 8:03 PM, Blogger Soph said...

Oh yes I agree! It is the plastic size 8 big boobs gals that get the good men and they put up with all the crap that comes with it, bit like Jorden and Peter!

But nice girls like us that look normal, have no luck!

madness!

 
At 8:29 PM, Blogger Lifebeginsat30ty said...

Eh, the grass is always greener. I thought you were going to write about alpha boy! lol. Is he not a nice guy? Must be doing something write!

 
At 12:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sort of a bitch, but I'm tired of it already.

I met a guy who calls bs when I start acting up and he won't put up with it. Now that's a real alpha male.

 
At 2:46 PM, Blogger jo said...

lipstick and playdates: i feel your pain. hopefully things look up for you soon!

soph: the sad thing is that those boobs are real.

lifebeginsat30ty: haha! yes, the alpha boy is a nice guy, or at least nice to me. but he wouldn't let me get away with what those girls do. i would be so dumped.

anonymous: hmm you have a point bout that being a real alpha male...

 
At 1:33 AM, Blogger Dobez_Gaga said...

No, Jo, let us rule the world with our grape sized to sizable orange chested friends. I refuse to let the watermelon gang overthrow us. >:D

 

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