how to find and keep a nice guy

they first met when she was falling over her feet, puking over the sidewalk kinda drunk. and over 4 years later nothing much has changed. she's still the one who suggests a drink practically every day and doesn't know her limits until she's sailed right past it. he's the one who warns her not to drink too much but yet the one to pick her up when her friends call him to say she's drunk again. she's the one who routinely gets drunk at work functions, sometimes being the first and only one who is drunk. he's the one who sees her jump into the pool and tries to stop her from trying to drag a male colleague into the pool. she's the one who takes his credit card and suggests that he buys her yet another designer bag. he's the one who agrees to it and voluntarily buys other designer bags for her.

she usually met them while she was dating someone else. that seems to be her style, finding someone else while she starts to tire of the current one. she's the one who is openly fiesty, mouthing off to random strangers anywhere (in a movie, concert, street) who might have annoyed her slightly. they are the ones who have to deal with any potential fight situations. she's the one who puts them down. they are the ones who bend over backwards for her. she's the one who thinks that just bout everyone else is incompetent at work and isn't afraid to say/show it. they are the ones who willingly pay her way for everything.

i'm neither perpetually drunk, too materialistic, overly fiesty or think i'm entitled. and yet i don't usually get guys treating me in the way their guys treat 'em. 2 examples, 1 lesson. i should have learnt that if you treat 'em mean, you keep 'em keen.

that and you should have a huge set of racks.

yep i'm pretty sure that's where i'm going all wrong. if i had huge boobs, i would rule the world.

and the alpha boy agrees.