i can't believe this is happening
you know your single life is officially bad when...
1) your friend formerly based in dubai (who is now back in town for good) says that it's fine if you're lesbian or bisexual and even offers to set you up with some of her lesbian or bisexual friends. only that you're perfectly straight and have never implied any other real alternative inclinations.
2) your mom chances upon a matchmaking agency (which for some reason she really likes) and offers to pay for you to join and get matchmade.
3) and when you tell your best friend about it, she (who is utterly straight and is living with her boyfriend) tells you "maybe girls are the way..."
yes, it's officially bad.
posted by jo @ 12:04 PM
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5 Comments:
Well, kissing the ladies IS very fun.
omg...yea, and I thought I had it pretty bad. I haven't had the lesbian option presented to me yet, but if so, I think i would have a fit and curk out and whoever suggests it. Ugh..why is being single above the age of freakin' 23 so F'ing taboo?
sounds like you need to make a trip to the ATL! We will make sure you have fun- and make out with boys.
If you ever decide to go with the ladies, I'll be there for you.
I'm very giving, you know.
ginormous boobs: yeah well i've done the kiss the ladies thing (i've always said that most girls are a lil bi haha!)and admittedly i do find some girls pretty hot (i always said that i'd turn lesbian for kym on america's next top model)BUT i'm pretty sure that when it comes down to it, i'm straight.
dcheri: honey being at the age of 28 and having most of your friends married or attached? it really IS freaking taboo to be single...
adatingdiary: damn right! except that i'm too poor to make a trip there... but for the sake of making out with the boys i just might have to scrimp and save...
the ambiguous blob: thanks dear... i'll be sure to let you know if i ever decide to take a proper walk down alternative path :P
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