Monday, July 25, 2011

he said, she said

the setting: dinner at a japanese restaurant after watching a movie

the topic of conversation: cannibalism. or more specifically, would you eat a dead human for survival

the words he said: gesturing to her, he stated that her slender size would make her less than ideal for a starving potential cannibal while stating that he however had enough fat content in him to be a cannibal's dream

the words she said: "would you eat me?"

and immediately after i said that, i realised how totally weird and inappropriate that sounded. thankfully i like to think he didn't notice my faux pas. at any rate, it's a good thing that "wayne rooney" and i are such good friends.



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