Thursday, September 07, 2006

he ain't nothing but a horndog

so my strange guy friend still can't get over my IM name.

strange guy friend: everytime i see your IM name, it makes my knees go weak
jo: haha! come on... it can't be that bad
strange guy friend: kekeke
strange guy friend: erotic man... your friends never say that?

jo: not at all

so of 'coz i then decided to poll my guy friends to determine if it was just a strange guy friend thing or if it was a general guy thing.

guy #1: my london guy friend
background on guy #1: need i say more?

london guy friend: hmmm... i don't think it sounds very erotic
london guy friend: your friend must be a bit weird haha!
jo: yeah i figured that

guy #2: marvy the martian
background on guy #2: he's a church friend who i've known for 7 years. we always got along and talked quite frequently. we always lamented bout how 'coz we're so different from other people, it's hard to find someone. but we were never interested in each other. he's now based in china, married to a china woman who is expecting their first child next month.

marvy the martian: no it's not erotic
marvy the martian: but if the last word was changed to 'strong'... now that would be erotic indeed

jo: if weak were strong, it'll be erotic??
marvy the martian: well if you think of 'me' as 'my little brother'
marvy the martian: if you know what i mean...

jo: oh my god! i didn't just go there hahaha!

guy #3: guy friend from school
background on guy #3: he's a guy friend that i knew from school. we weren't ever really close but we've always got along well and can talk bout really random stuff and have a laugh. in fact i just met up with him and another guy friend recently.

guy friend from school: nope
guy friend from school: what's so erotic bout it?

jo: exactly! thank you!
guy friend from school: maybe it's erotic cos the IM name came from you
guy friend from school: you cause his knees to go weak
guy friend from school: not the IM name
jo: oh my god! that's a scary thought
guy friend from school: make him weaker
guy friend from school: change your IM name to be more erotic
jo: woohoo! baby... what do you suggest?

okay i think the conclusion is that my strange guy friend is just strange. but guys in general do indeed seem fascinated by me mentioning 'erotic'. like i didn't already know that haha!

anyhow, i decided to change my IM name...

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3 Comments:

At 11:00 PM, Blogger Frankly, Scarlett said...

sorry, "knees go weak" doesn't exactly get me all hot and bothered. But there's always the wierd fettish aisle at the porn store...maybe it's in there

 
At 1:05 PM, Blogger Marcy said...

Wait, so what is this pseudo-erotic aim name??

 
At 4:11 PM, Blogger Crashdummie said...

More important, what is a IM name? Tell us yours and I'll have a poll her at my office to see if it is erotic or not & give you and analyze over the result...

Anything in the name of science ;)

 

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