toss your cookies

and IMs with my strange guy friend in australia continue to be weird...

i'm almost amused at how he continues to stun me... and not necessarily in a good way.

once again this girl is a cure for his boredom...


strange guy friend in oz: are you there?
strange guy friend in oz: i’m unsatisfied with my sex life
strange guy friend in oz: hahahahaha
strange guy friend in oz: going crazy…
jo: why are you telling me all this??
strange guy friend in oz: 'coz i’m nuts
strange guy friend in oz: hahahaha
strange guy friend in oz: trying to disturb you
strange guy friend in oz: i have nothing better to do
strange guy friend in oz: don’t mind me
strange guy friend in oz: wahahahahahaha
strange guy friend in oz: sorry
strange guy friend in oz: i lead a boring life here
strange guy friend in oz: finding ways to entertain myself to pass the day
strange guy friend in oz: don’t be angry
jo: nah i’m not angry
jo: just a lil stunned to hear such a revelation
jo: need to know basis only
strange guy friend in oz: why stunned
strange guy friend in oz: i haven’t had any
strange guy friend in oz: so there’s nothing new
strange guy friend in oz: hahaha
strange guy friend in oz: a proud virgin
strange guy friend in oz: hahahaha
strange guy friend in oz: i’m going bonkers
jo: ack! need to know basis only!


and just when i thought that we had left all conversations bout his sex life (or lack thereof) behind... he hits me with another weird conversation...


strange guy friend in oz: girls are so picky nowadays
jo: and guys are not?
strange guy friend in oz: i’m not
strange guy friend in oz: most of the time guys don’t mind it if girls want them
strange guy friend in oz: even if they don’t like them, they don’t mind trying out
strange guy friend in oz: guys don’t reject free food
strange guy friend in oz: hahaha
strange guy friend in oz: should be free beancurd
strange guy friend in oz: unless the beancurd is very ugly
strange guy friend in oz: lol
strange guy friend in oz: my 2 cents worth
jo: i’m no beancurd
strange guy friend in oz: no beancurd? what bout cookie?
strange guy friend in oz: tough cookie huh?
jo: haha! i like that one
jo: yeah i guess that’s what i’m like… a tough cookie but yet soft on the inside
jo: choc chip cookie
strange guy friend in oz: choc chip is hard and will only melt under the hot sun
strange guy friend in oz: hahaha
strange guy friend in oz: can i eat you then?
jo: goodness!


it's a good thing i know he's just kidding around... at least i'm pretty sure he's just kidding around...