stick another feather in his cap

jo: *insert name of colleague / friend* and i went shopping during lunch for furry panties and saw some interesting underwear sets haha!
jo: are you sure you're not interested?
the alpha boy: erm we'll see darling
the alpha boy: i'm trying to picture it and failing lol
jo: why? hahaha!
the alpha boy: cus i don't have a clue what furry underwear looks like
the alpha boy: i'm picturing loincloth lol
jo: omg no hahahaha
jo: think like feather bras and undies
the alpha boy: now i'm picturing an ostrich
jo: hahaha! you have not one kinky bone in you

and sometimes, that's both a good and a bad thing...